More fun with the Atari 2600 label maker!

Yes, I have already had some fun with the Atari 2600 Label Maker:

 

But Dave of Dave's Longbox has inspired me to get even more goofy with it. Here we go!

 

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Darcy has been kidnapped!!! Now you, as Jane Austin, must lead a team of highly trained commandos on a top secret mission! Armed with only a stunning wit and a mastery of the English language, can you even hope to over come the forces of the evil Dr. Conventional Social Mores of the Time!

 

DESCRIPTION: This is the perfect game for people who think video games are too hard. What happens is Paris Hilton will do something stupid and the players will mock her. Extra points go to the first player who makes her cry or has her mother scream at you.

 

DESCRIPTION: Can you make mittens faster than Jack Nicholson? Can you make a sweater faster than Russell Crowe? Can you make an toaster cozy faster than Will Smith? You will find out in this game as you go head to head with Hollywood's finest to see who is the best knitter in the land! YARN NOT INCLUDED.

 

DESCRIPTION: Co-sponsored by People and US magazines, the goal of this game is to save Lindsay Lohan's career and or life. You can play as either her rehab counselor, her agent or the LAPD. Your mission? Keep her away from her wacky parents and out of any kind of trouble.

 

DESCRIPTION: Do you like gardening, but hate getting your hands dirty, opening seed packets or even going outside? Then this game is for you! Now, from the comfort of your own home, you can experience the thrill of outdoor gardening with out ever leaving the house! No muss, no fuss!

 

DESCRIPTION: In this game, you will be given a series of simple tasks and your mission will be to do them with out looking stupid. Some of the tasks include: eating a pretzel, leaving a room, and talking. For bonus points, you will be asked not to get us locked into a neverending land war in the Middle East.

 

DESCRIPTION: the LOLcats trend is sweeping the nation! Now, anyone can do it! In this game, players will be given a series of adorable animal pictures. The objective is to write the cutest caption ever! Extra points given to using the "perfect voice", wittiest reference to the situation, and the most heinous mangling of the human language.

 

COVERING MY BUTT: This blog post is meant to be taken in a humorous light and is intended as satire. Any similarities to real games is purely coincidental. All photos copyright their respective copyright holders.